If Republicans Want to Keep Losing Elections...

  1. Keep this centrist-moderate thing that totally alienates the base going
  2. Continue to Nominate Uninspiring Elderly Bob Dole Clones
  3. Continue to Run Away from Critical Social Issues that Resonate with Working Class Americans Like Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Gun Control.
  4. Keep Treating the Liberal Media like they don’t work for the DNC
  5. Continue to Empower and Laud RINO politicians
  6. Never Actually RUN on a Winning Platform Like Tax REFORM
  7. Keep Dreaming that You Can Win with Just Southern and Underpopulated MidWestern States
  8. Keep Growing the Government and Spending Like Drunken Sailors