Obama's Top State of the Union Excuses (Open Thread)

1. I haven’t been successful working with Congress because I don’t attend enough Washington parties.

2. We have job losses because of ATMs.

3. It’s all George Bush’s fault.

4. Rich corporate jet owners are ruining the country.

5. I can’t raise taxes because of gridlock.

6. I inherited the worst economy since the Great Depression.

7. Only government can create jobs. We need more shovel ready projects.

8. I’ve saved or created [enter # here] jobs.

9. Anyone who opposes me is racist.

10.  The mean Republicans in Congress won’t compromise!