1. I haven’t been successful working with Congress because I don’t attend enough Washington parties.
2. We have job losses because of ATMs.
3. It’s all George Bush’s fault.
4. Rich corporate jet owners are ruining the country.
5. I can’t raise taxes because of gridlock.
6. I inherited the worst economy since the Great Depression.
7. Only government can create jobs. We need more shovel ready projects.
8. I’ve saved or created [enter # here] jobs.
9. Anyone who opposes me is racist.
10. The mean Republicans in Congress won’t compromise!