Creator-Friendly Bus Slogans

Lighting a candle, on the side of a bus:

Atheists have started advertising on buses in the UK. Do you want to see your own message on the side of a bus? Well now’s your chance.

For example: “I’m a bus. I’m telling you there’s no God. Trust me. I mean, have I ever left you standing at the curb?” Or: “There’s probably no Dog. Campaign sponsored by the dislexic atheists.”

OK, sloganmeisters, here’s your ticket to ride. What say you?

Hat tip: Challies, Cross-posted at Pro-Existence.