Diary

How to make money like a democrat

Vote for a law that limits liberty. Tax, regulations, whatever, doesn’t matter.

Make sure to talk about the morality of following the new restriction on liberty. Express your deep emotions about how important this limitation is to our children, or some kind of animal, whatever makes the unwashed feel bad (careful not to use the unborn as an attempt to pluck heart strings – you would lose a lot of campaign $ if you did).

Then don’t follow the rule and profit relative to all the suckers.

For example

cigarettes

gasoline

taxes

Fortunately, Obama seems to being putting a restriction on appointing non-lobbyist, non-connected insiders, honest, law-abiding individuals into positions of leadership and counsel. So maybe, there will be a “black market” for these type of people in the future?