Goodness Gracious, those Damn Israelis are sending Sharks to kill enemies!!

Yes, if you are an enemy of the State of Israel and enjoy the scenic beaches and dipping your feet in the salty waves, change your travel plans. Seems Israel has taken to killing their enemies with the man eating shark they must have trained in a secret seaside bunker. Or at least this is what Egypt wants us to believe.

An Egyptian official believes that Israel’s intelligence agency might be behind the fatal shark attack of a German tourist in Sinai over the weekend, the Jerusalem Post reports.

“What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,” South Sinai Gov. Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha told egynews.net.

Now maybe I am quite naive, but going on past attacks that Israel has carried out on their enemies, I can not see them taking the time to train a shark to do their work when they have become so efficient with helicopter assassinations. While I can accept the possibility that a shark could be trained to kill a specific person, reality says it is a stretch that it could be successfully accomplished. What I am more inclined to believe is that it is an attack from an untrained shark and an irrational explanation from the Egyptian authorities.

In a standoff game where one or both sides are flexing their muscle, anything that can be blamed on the other side will be. It is the way things are done between neighboring countries who are not quite at war but not quite at peace either. But this really goes past muscle flexing or the blame game, this went to ignorant land. South Sinai Gov. Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha needs to be fired as he just made the entire Egyptian leadership look like absolute fairy tale believing fools. And if it actually does take the time to investigate his own claim concerning the shark, he should be banned from ever holding any public position in the country every again. He will only embarrass the country further.

But then again, if you are reading this and you are an anti- Jew, fairy tale believing, shark loathing person you may want to avoid the beaches anytime soon, or this may be your future: