PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Mayo Civic Center Arena
Thursday April 19th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) again pleaded with Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to have her title defense against Miss USA called off. Pelosi told her that she couldn’t stop the match but that “she wouldn’t be alone.” Pelosi added that the women of PCW would rally around her and she’d still be the Women’s Champion after tonight.
(1) NRA of Politically Incorrect w/Ted Nugent def. PeaceNick of the Green World Order
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talked with the Japanese SuperDestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka (R) through an interpreter. Tanaka, a 3 time PCW champion, says he came back to PCW to be dominant and the Democrats weren’t letting him be that. That’s why he’s joined the Republicans and ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) and that’s why he says he will be the next PCW Champion when he defeats The Sanderman at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.
Romney comes in and agrees, adding that once Tanaka becomes the PCW champion that people will see that his judgment is stupendously marvelous and that will put him over Obama for the PCW CEO job in November.
Backstage, Nugent and the PCW Secret Security guys are kicking back and having a few beers as they talk. One Secret Security guy brags about checking out ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin and they all share a laugh.
(2) Big Oil def. Mitch Thomas- The American Taxpayer
Post match, Big Oil hits the American Taxpayer again and again with the Oklahoma Driller. Finally, Daniel-San runs out and flattens Big Oil with a steel chair.
Then John Creese and his Cobra Cons attack Daniel-San.
Followed by Charlie Blackwell of the American Heartland Coalition and his Les Miserables who swarm all over the Cobra Cons and kick them out of the ring. Mike the Mechanic joins Blackwell in the ring. Mike gets on the mic and tells the crowd if no one else is going to stand up for the American Taxpayer then the American Heartland Coalition will.
Backstage, Obama’s aide de camp Joe Biden chats with suspended NFL Defensive Coordinator Gregg Williams and New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton about the whole bounty thing going on with Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother. Biden warns them to knock it off.
In the ring, Johnny Suave talks with PCW Champion The Sanderman (D). The Sanderman says Tanaka is a force and he knows what he’s capable of. But he swears that he’s going to PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 with the intention of fighting for his title. The Sanderman rips on Mitt Romney as using Tanaka as his conduit. “Tanaka doesn’t care what you people think. Tanaka just wants to hurt people and like the Republicans will go to extreme lengths, like torture, to acheive their ends. The Sanderman says Tanaka’s only purpose is to replace him with a Republican as the PCW champion.
Next, Nugent and the PCW Secret Security guys leave their meeting joking and slapping each other on the back. “We’re cool,” one of them says and then thanks Nugent for an autograph.
There’s a quick recap of the KRC- Miss USA feud:
On Monday night, PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with Miss USA about the upcoming match. Miss USA tells Bernstein that she’s going to prove that a woman can be a mother and hold a career and the two don’t have to be mutually exclusive.
Last week, KRC compares Ann Romney to Miss USA giving up her career for over a year to have a baby with her husband. KRC says Miss USA’s decision to put her family over her career is an affront to the women’s movement.
(3) PCW Women’s Title Match: Kathryn Randall Collins (c) w/Hilary Rosen, Code Pink,
and Emily S. List (D) vs. Miss USA w/the Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovaleviski.
Before the match even starts, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos, Katrina Vanden Huevel from the Nation, Professor Paul Krugman of the NY Times, and the Huffington Posts Arianna Huffington come to the ring with the leader of the Democrats Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
KRC and Miss USA battle back and forth with the Angry Left Wing Bloggers liberally interfering on the PCW Women’s Champion’s behalf. That brings down the Right Wing Brigadiers (Michelle Malkin, Tucker Carlson of the Daily Caller, Glenn Beck, and Laura Ingraham) and now we have a brawl going on around the ring with KRC and Miss USA battling inside the ring.
Miss USA hits the Patriot Missile on KRC and covers. But there’s another commotion. Mitt Romney’s dog is loose inside the arena and distracts the referee when the dog jumps into the
ring with Ann Romney chasing from behind.
In the confusion, Code Pink sneaks into the ring and tries to hit Miss USA with a glitter bomb. But Dawn McGill tackles Miss USA and Pink nails KRC instead. Miss USA hits a second Patriot Missile and makes the cover…1…2…3.
WINNER AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Miss USA
MATCHES SIGNED FOR JUNE’S PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 8 PPV:
-PCW Television Title Match: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) (c) vs. Valora Salinas
-PCW Title Match: The Sanderman (D) vs. Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
Plus, PCW Hall of Fame Inductions of:
Wrestlers: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) and Starz N. Stripes (also known as ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott) (R)
Politicians: ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean (D-VT) and ‘The Mastermind’ Karl Rove (R)
MATCHES SIGNED ALREADY FOR NOVEMBER’S PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2012:
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel (R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine (D)
Massachusetts- Scott Brown (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)