Obama in Kansas- “Good to be in Texas”: 12/5-PCW Extreme Political TV Recap

PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Gallagher-Iba Arena
Stillwater, OK
Monday December 5th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

American Airlines Flight Attendent defeated Alec Baldwin @ 7:22

-it all began with a flight attendant scolded Baldwin for playing ‘Word with Friends’ on his iPad while the airplane was at the gate.  Baldwin then got up and demanded to know what her name was and it escalated from there.

BCS Chief Bill Hancock walks out and is roundly booed by the Stillwater crowd.  Hancock crows that ‘once again,  the BCS has delivered.’  He says the best two teams, Alabama and LSU, are in this game and ‘obviously, the media who votes in the AP poll, agrees with it.’

Charlie Blackwell and his Les Miserables walk out and calls the BCS a fraud.

Hancock: “In the BCS, every game counts.”

Blackwell: “Tell that to Boise State.   The Mountain West.  The Mid-American Conference.”

Then Oklahoma State Coach Mike Gundy comes out and let’s the BCS have it in his own inimitable style…

Suave: “Isn’t Mike Gundy 43 now?”

Hancock is tackled from behind by Boise State football coach Chris Peterson.  Then the University of Alabama field goal kicker runs out.  He tries to kick Peterson…but he misses.  The kicker tries again…he misses a second time.  The kicker keeps trying…but he keeps missing the mark.

PCW CEO Barack Obama at Osawatomie, Kansas
Obama: “Good to be back in Texas.”

Suave: “Huh?  You know if Rick Perry or Sarah Palin or any other conservative candidate would said that, it’d be all over the news.  Kansas.  Texas.  Pre-law.  Pre-med.”

MATCH #2 PCW Women’s Title Match
(c) Valora Salinas (I) retains the title over Union Maid (D) @ 9:02

Post match, PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Skanky Rich Bimbo Kim Kardashian come out to confront Valora.  From behind, six foot two, two hundred pound Cassidy McConnell (D) jumps Valora and choke slams her.   Kim gets in a few cheap shots and then the trio split when The Mercenaries: former Army Ranger Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovelevski (I) make the save.

Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) w/Texas Tex def. Charlie Blackwell and Average Joe (I) @ 11:47

Big Oil and Walstreit get the win when BCS chief Bill Hancock comes out again and distracts Blackwell.

Post match, rich, fat cat representatives of the Rose, Orange, Sugar, and Fiesta Bowl attack Blackwell and Average Joe, for good measure.

Big Oil gets on the mic and demands a title shot against Tag Team champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)