Suave is in the ring to announce the first match when a strange song starts to play…
*Theme song from the Muppet Show*
*Film clip promoting the Muppet’s appearance last night on WWE Raw*
The frivolity doesn’t last long. Def Leppard‘s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop’ plays and PCW’s Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs down and choke slams ‘Kermit the Frog’, ‘Fozzie’, and ‘Miss Piggy’ through three separate flaming tables.
Don’t worry kiddies, the costumes only sustained minor burn damage. Anyways…
PCW CEO Barack Obama continued to exercise power via executive orders by mandating a PCW Title match between Champion Daniel-San (I) and Big Labor (D). Obama then blamed the ‘gridlock’ on Obstructionist Republicans as a justification of his actions.
Valora doesn’t come out (she’s out of town and not in the building) but The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovaleski (I) do.
McGill and Kovaleski def. Women for Women in 5:15.
The God Squad: Rev. Oral Hinnrich, Pastor Buddy Flambe, The Right Reverend Randy Richardson, and Sister Mary Marlboro (R) attack PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism‘s valet- The Skanky Rich Bimbos.
Suave wonders who spilled the beans on where the SRB were going to be. Then Kris Humphries, Kim’s husband, walks out. He drags Kim over to Rev. Richardson who delivers a Sermon on the Mount that leaves her unconscious in the ring.
Richardson blasts Kim for filing for divorce a scant 70 plus days into their marriage. He’s about to deliver a second Sermon on the Mount when Chism challenges Richardson one on one with the title on the line. Richardson accepts and the match begins.
Five minutes in, Courtney and Chloe whip open their tops and gives Richardson a Wardrobe Malfunction. Sneaking into the ring, former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (D) makes his return and puts Richardson in the Bahama Backbreaker.
Chism gets the pin at 11:51 to retain the men’s title.
Post match, Chism gets on the mic and shouts at the God Squad, “How about your Tim Tebow now? What happened to him? Oh, I know, he got destroyed by some Lions last week.”
PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) walks out with Mrs. Miyagi. But PCW CEO Obama announces on the jumbotron that per his executive order, she is NOT allowed to be at ringside for the match. Then Big Labor (D) and his minions attack and nearly win the match.
American Heartlander Charlie Blackwell, wife Kenzie, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido run in to help Daniel-San and the PCW Champion retains at 9:07.
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN heads to Rockford, Illinois this Thursday night.