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Al Gore Goes Off

After PCW Extreme Political TV went off the air last night, it was time for the dark Main Event match between Republican Kevin Scott and ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta (D).


‘The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon’ Al Gore (D)

Golatta gets on the mic first and says that when he was Mr. Nice Guy, he was allowed to do whatever he wanted.  Now that he’s being himself and teaming with Malibu Dusty, people are acting like jerks to him.  He claims he and Dusty were screwed out of the PCW Tag Team belts and vows to regain the title.  The crowd ignores the argument and starts a “F*** You Golatta” chant.

Scott tells Golatta that he turned to the dark side with the treehuggers, big union thugs, and the Global Warming nutcases.   He advises Golatta to cut back on the vast Left Wing conspiracy and return to the land of reality.

*Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” begins to play.*

Al Gore appears and does NOT do his full entrance.  Gore appears enraged and sprints to the ring.  He catches Scott by surprise with a Singapore caneshot and then hits another.  And another.    And another.   Scott’s down.  Gore and Golatta start laying the boots to him.

Gore looks down at Scott and takes a microphone.  He tells the audience that much of the anti-global warming rhetoric came from a small group of people “washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again” who had made it unacceptable “to use the goddamn word ‘climate.’”

“And some of the exact same people — I can go down a list of their names — are involved in this. And so what do they do? They pay pseudo scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!”

Scott tries to get back up.  Gore whacks him two more times with the Singapore cane.

“You heard them washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again. There’s ‘no longer a shared reality’ from which to begin scientific study and that those that shared his reality were being hindered by the debate.  It’s no longer acceptable in mixed company, meaning bipartisan company, to use the goddamn word ‘climate!’”

Texas Jack (R), Farmer John (R), and Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson (R) along with security run down to Scott’s rescue.

It will be interesting to see what the ramifications of this will be this coming Thursday evening on PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN.