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And Now for Something You'll Really Like!

After Tuesday’s fiasco, I think we can all use a chuckle or two.  If you liked Weird Al Yankovic in his heyday, you might like this, a reworking of “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent. Yes, sir, there is nothing like a tender Ted Nugent love song for expressing frustration about our political system…

 

Hang on to your hats now baby,

Big government’s back.

Missus Clinton or Donald now baby,

We won’t be turning it back.

 

We’ve been screaming for so long,

It’s all gone straight to hell.

Got us in a stranglehold baby,

It’s time to sound the bell.

 

Donald is the nominee baby,

He’s got it going on.

If the party gets in the way baby,

He’ll burn it all to the ground.

 

The elites they have dumped us,

They put us in our place.

Got us in a stranglehold baby,

We need a horse in the race.

 

(Epic Guitar Solo Here)

 

Taxes are gonna get higher,

Profits are gonna go low.

Some people think that D-C, it don’t stink.

I got news, it’s an ever growing hole.

 

Come on, come on, vote.

Come on, come on, vote.

Come on, come on, vote.

Come on, come on, vote.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby.

Come on, come on, it’s time to go vote.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!!!

 

Donald may have support now,

He’s not getting his way!

If the party won’t help us out now,

We’re gonna throw it away.

 

The elites they have dumped us,

They put us in our place.

Got us in a stranglehold baby,

Pick a horse for the race!

 

With all due apologies to Mr. Nugent.