Dear News Media:
Please explain why there is not more coverage concerning the fact that Barack Obama appears to have violated ethics laws as an Illinois state legislator.
I mean, people have known about this issue since March of this year, at latest. There really is no excuse for the fact that this story has been swept under the rug for the past 7 months.
If it helps, pretend that Barack Obama’s real name is Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher. That should help bring some welcome zeal into the investigation.