Diary

Obama - Spreading HIS Wealth

On inauguration night, Barack Obama’s wife is to receive this £20,000 thank you from her husband for her support during the election.

The ring

The Harmony ring is made of rhodium – the world’s most expensive metal –and encrusted with diamonds. It is being hastily made by Italian designer Giovanni Bosco in time for January’s inauguration ceremony.

Michelle gets a £5,000 an ounce Gold Mine… We get the…Well, you know.