Coldest CA in Years: Homer Simpson Sees the Light

I know according to climate change science, this doesn’t mean a thing that California has been hitting record temperature lows throughout this year and just now is having the coldest Thanksgiving week for a century. After all, it’s only one state! Climate change means that in certain places, the climate may act contrary to everything they predict. That means that everything they say will happen could be wrong, and they’d still be right. Isn’t that brilliant? Isn’t that marvelous? Isn’t that just a fantastic theory? It can never be wrong, even when it’s wrong!

Oh wait, that’s not a theory. That’s not even science. It’s a cult.

In other news, we have discovered that Homer Simpson finally gets it, while Lisa continues to remain clueless.