Breitbart News, We Hardly Knew Ye

I love Red State. I love it not only because it is a bastion of conservative ideals, but because it’s a place that fosters real intellectual thought. I respect so many of the writers here and admire their conservative creds. I have often considered never writing a post here because whatever I would say has already been said.

I used to feel this way about Breitbart News. They used to be a website I would check out religiously. I loved the  commentary, their dedication to the truth, and their honest journalistic integrity. I used to feel this way. That was before the era of Trump-mania. As many people on this website know, Breitbart’s comments section has turned into a cesspool of degenerate political noobs driven by pure emotion.  We all know the call signs: Illiterate, delusional, incredibly rude, and the constant TYPING IN ALL CAPS-LOCK!!!

The other day I posted a comment on an article over at Breitbart in an attempt to poke the bear. Oh, what I have wrought!

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I was kind of, sort of, really trying to piss people off just to see the kind of ridiculous replies I would get. Before long, they started to flow in. Everywhere from completely random accusations of being a liberal, to down right lame comebacks. All of them were riddled with grammatical errors, so deciphering the insults must come before emotionally processing them.


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What is a “puss cat”?


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This guy knows what strength is. He even capitalized the word because it means so much to him.


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Word on the street is that all the proceeds from Trump’s veteran’s rally in Iowa will be funneled through his personal non-profit foundation… Which has nothing to do with our nation’s vets.


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Actually, my middle name is Matthew. Get it right.


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This guy clearly supports George Bush, yet is against 25 years of politics as usual?


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I’m going to sideline this insult of Optimus Prime to note how this particular user seems to really like talking about sex toys and the male genitalia…




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The phrase is “Light years ahead”  and it is not proper in this description.


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This one is my personal favorite.


This is what has become of Breitbart News and their readers.

I’m so glad I switched to Red State. Cold turkey!