{W}hy would anyone vote for McCain? {Copy-edited}

I would rather cut off my leg with a plastic knife th{a}n vote for that war{}mongering old man. I mean really, 100 years in Iraq? When is the gung{-}ho notion that America is always right, always #1 (no{,} we are not{!!!!!}), {and} always entitled, going to end? We aren’t {N}umber {O}ne in anything{:} President Dum{-}Dum has taken care of that. It{‘}s time to admit {that} we were wrong to go to Iraq, {tuck} our tail{s} between our knees{,} and get the heck out of there.

{This one needed less than most. Still, remember: Obama supporter. – Moe Lane}