Candidate Slogans - If They Were Honest

Michelle Bachmann – “You’re retarded if you don’t vote for me…or you might be.”

Herman Cain – “It’s about my management style. I’ll find people that know about that stuff later.”

Newt Gingrich – “I’ve known more in and out of politics than anyone else.”

Jon Huntsman – “You will soon come to know the greatness that is me.”

Ron Paul – “AUDIT THE FED!!! And Gold.”

Rick Perry – “Ummm…uhhh…Texas!”

Buddy Roemer – “Look! Over here!!”

Mitt Romney – “I suck less than that Obama guy, and it’s my turn.”

Rick Santorum – “So what if I got creamed in my last election. I could win…”

Cue the shills…

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