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The Top Ten reasons why it's a good thing Herman Cain's 4th accuser came forward.

A former employee of the National Restaurant Association on Monday said Herman Cain groped her 14 years ago during an unwanted sexual advance, becoming the fourth woman to accuse the presidential candidate of sexual misconduct and the first to publicly identify herself.

Speaking at a press conference in New York City and flanked by celebrity attorney Gloria Allred, Sharon Bialek, a Chicago resident who worked for the NRA from 1996 to 1997, said Cain suddenly reached out and grabbed her after drinks and dinner in Washington D.C. in the summer of 1997. She had left her association job in Chicago, Bialek said, and had traveled to Washington to meet with Cain to ask him for help finding a new job. It was then, she alleged, Cain attempted to force her into a sexual favor in exchange for a job while the two were in a parked car.

Listen…I’m a Cain fan like many of us here.
I know he had a tough week last week and we thought maybe the storm had passed but now we have a new accuser coming at him again.

People, don’t be so down.
There is a silver lining to this all and I think the Hermanator will survive this just fine.
So get ready . Here we go.
All aboard the Cain train.

The Top Ten Reason why it’s a good thing Cain’s 4th accuser came forward.

1. Now we know what happened to the girl who played Lorrie on That Seventies Show.

2.Cain had finally fessed up. He owned an El Camino with astroturf in the back.

3.Cain’s plan lowers spending. Now we only have to drag a twenty dollar bill through a trailer park.

4.The Farrah Fawcett hairdo is making a comeback.

5. We know why now Cain was grinning in the smoking ad.

6.We should be happy. We have a candidate who knows how to create jobs.

7. Unlike Clinton, at least we know Herman will buy you dinner first.

8 Cain has vowed that if elected he will appoint a Booty Czar.

9.There were no gross details like pubic hairs on coke cans.

10. Finally…a press conference that gives me a little bit of a chubby.