10. Candy Crowley kept sending him naked picture text messages.
9.He could never prove it but he thought that Sanchez fellow had a phony social security number.
8. Got a better offer from Dancing With The Stars.
7. He went to meet a guy about a birth certificate.
6. The Obama prayer meetings were starting to get creepy.
5. They wanted to replace him with a hologram.
4.Fox News offered him a secret bedroom.
3. That Anderson Cooper was a real tea bagger.
2.Somebody kept stealing his vitamin water from the break room fridge.
1. He’s going rogue.