Who has the best health plan in my home?

Q: Even after The Big O gets his health care thing passed, there is still going to be someone in my home who:

– Will be able to choose his own doctor.

– Will never need to stand in line to get care for any reason.

– Will be able to get the best care money can buy.

– Will still not be dependent on the government for paying for medical care.

– Will have no deductible.

Who is it?

A: This is him (because it sure as hell won’t be me):

The one with the best health plan

If I were in his shoes I’d sit there with a puppy smile too.