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Mishy Shills for Team Obama’s Dining for Dollars; Dinner is Down to $3

BARACK WANTS DINNER TO BE FUN AND HE REALLY ENJOYS GETTING TO KNOW SUPPORTERS LIKE YOU!

It appears that all is not going as well as Team Obama had hoped with the “Dining for Dollars: Dinner with Barack” carnival raffle. As the deadline for entry nears, hope has given way to desperation as Michelle Obama has climbed aboard the sinking ship with a last-minute mushy email and a plea for cash — as little as $3 for dinner with her hubby.

Not sure if the three buck buys a raffle ticket – or Obama plans to go dutch on Happy Meals at McDonald’s, but here’s Mishy’s email: 

From: Michelle Obama [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 2:34 PM
To:
Subject: These dinners

XXXX —

Not everyone knows how to prepare for a dinner like this. As someone who’s eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you’re selected to join him…

Just relax. Barack wants this dinner to be fun, and he really loves getting to know supporters like you.

I hope you’ll take him up on it before Friday’s deadline.

Will you donate $3 or more today and be entered to have dinner with Barack?

These dinners mean a lot to Barack. They’re a chance for him to talk with a few of the people who are driving the campaign — and a chance for him to say thank you.

So come prepared to tell your story, and say whatever’s on your mind.

Don’t miss the opportunity to be there. Donate $3 today, before the September 30th deadline:

Thanks,

Michelle

Hell, poor dude can charge the “progressive elites” $35,800 a head to hang out with them for a few masturbatory hours of delusional groupspeak, but he has to beg the grass roots Kool-Aid lemmings for $3 — and he has to endure another three hours of pretending to give a damn about them and their pathetic belief that Captain Hope and Change will finally deliver on all of the campaign lies he told them the last time — knowing full well that he has no intention of doing so. Such is life on Planet Obama; beam me up, Barry.

Only two days left to enter, my liberal friends; borrow the $3 from your mom if you have to…this is a chance of a lifetime!