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Don’t Mess with Texas: Pig Races During Muslim Prayer Services!

MUSLIMS MOVE NEXT DOOR TO PIGS, DEMAND PIGS LEAVE; THEY GET PIG RACES INSTEAD!

This story is from a few years ago, but I ran across it recently and thought it was worth a laugh or two, given the current political environment – and Rick Perry’s Texas swagger.

It seems that a group of Muslims bought a chunk of land in Texas on which to build a mosque – but never bothered to check into the use of the adjacent property. This was a most unfortunate brain fart for the poor Islamists – because right next door to their new property? Craig Baker’s pig farm. 

As any Muslim worth his weight in pork chops would do, Imam Kamel Fotouh told Baker that it would be okay with him if the pig farmer would pack up his pigs and move “futher” out into the country. As any Texan worth his weight in Texas testosterone would do, Baker told him to stick it where the sun don’t shine. According to Baker, Fotouh called him a liar at a town hall meeting – which really fried his bacon. The consequences? Pig races during Friday afternoon prayers! It doesn’t get any better.

Listen to laughter in the studio as Shepard Smith reports on this priceless story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUr1NxJDC94&feature=player_embedded