How to be #NeverTrump and Still Vote for Him

I’m rock solid #NeverTrump2016.  Yet I discovered this morning I’ll be voting for him after all!

You see, the Trumpidians have been harping all week that “if you don’t vote for Trump, you are voting for Hillary.”  Using that logic, if I don’t vote for Hillary then I’m voting for Trump.

So get off my back, Trumpsters.  By your own standard, I’ll be voting for Trump this fall.