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Breaking: American crew take back hijacked ship: one pirate in custody.

Thanks to Constant Reader Achance I was tipped off on this:

American Crew Regains Control of Hijacked Ship, One Pirate in Custody

American crew members aboard a U.S.-flagged ship have regained control of the vessel hijacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia Wednesday, FOX News confirms.

One pirate is reportedly in custody.

I wonder what happened to the other ones?

Oh, right. We probably did.

Moe Lane

PS: We have somebody working on a fuller version of this story.