"All I can report is that it was a size 10."

This is the perfect metaphor for the antiwar movement’s track record for the last eight years: President George Bush shows up, does precisely what he feels like doing, and the best response that his opponents can come up is to throw a couple of shoes at him… and miss. Via Hot Air:

I mean, really. Complete tactical surprise, stationary target, aerodynamic missiles, and even a free second shot – and the reporter missed both times. ‘Course, Bush moves pretty quick for a sixty-year-old, which is actually kind of interesting: our home-grown domestic antiwar types never gave him muchof a workout. Must have been natural talent.

Moe Lane

PS: Of course I can still laugh at you. If you think that I should stop, why don’t you make me?