For all your "He's not really all that into you, antiwar progressives" needs.

Most of you will have to listen to the usual bores who have been babbling about how Iraq has been some sort of secular Armageddon. Anyway, gird your loins beforehand with this round-up from Jules Crittenden (via Glenn Reynolds) – and, free advice? A simple head-cocking and quizzical “So if you guys won, then why are you trying to spin away the next President’s Cabinet picks?” should pay dividends.

Alternatively, you can just indulgently murmur “Of course you did,” and take a second helping of pie. Progressives hate not being taken seriously, particularly when it’s by us.