Diary

No doubt this is an isolated violent incident.

The very idea is absurd.

We don’t even know that the man is telling the truth. He’s obviously old and senile. He must be a partisan. Nobody I know would do that, so it must not be true. Have we heard the other person’s side? This is clearly a desperate attempt to distract people. I’m just grasping at straws. The police don’t have anybody in custody. Surely you can find twenty videos of McCain supporters yelling at Obama supporters, which is clearly morally equivalent. What business of his was it what was going on, anyway? Can’t we just discuss the issues? Hey! Sarah Palin is [insert line of the day here]! Hey! John McCain is [insert line of the day here]! No Republican would care if it was happening to Democrats, instead. Not that it happened. It couldn’t happen. It can’t happen here. It can’t happen here. It can’t happen here.

Have I left any out?