This is how you do it.

First, you tell people that there’s going to be a story.

Then, you give some details. Build a little buzz.

After that, you throw down. And, yeah, it’s a doozy.

Then you wait for the idiots to panic and start trying to sanitize.

(pause)

Suckers.

Moe Lane

PS: Midnight on a Sunday, folks. Midnight on a Sunday. And they started taking down the videos within an hour. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.