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This is not the best version of "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"...

By Moe Lane | 9:43 PM on September 19, 2008

…that I’ve ever heard: it’s just the least bad one that I can find on Youtube.

Frankly, the version that the Mouse put out is kind of insulting. Don’t they understand that the kids like the blood and the gore and the gobbets of flesh?

Oh, arrrr.

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