My two observations on 9/11.

First: our prayers for the dead and their families and loved ones. May the latter, especially, have the strength to get through this day, and the days the follow.

Second: I’M STILL HERE, you miserable, misogynistic, homophobic, anti-Semitic, hate-filled, cowardly fantasy ideologist son-of-a-bitch. I just went out to feel the wind and the sun on my face. When’s the last time you got to do that, troglodyte? Or anything else that might draw the interested gaze of one of our warfighters?

Assuming, of course, that you’re not a smear on a cave wall somewhere – in which case, say hi to Shai’tan for me, apostate.