Ladies and Gentlemen, this may not be the dumbest...

…thing that you will ever read on the Internet, but you will have to admit: it can sit at the table. Allahpundit called it Quote of the Day, which makes me wonder what on earth he expects to top it before the end of the week:

The message couldn’t be plainer: See that itty-bitty, little tire gauge? If you vote for Obama, that’s how big your penis is. If you vote for McCain, on the other hand, your penis is as big as this rig, thrusting its gigantic shaft in and out of the ground!

No, that wasn’t a joke.