Wow, James Rainey, we hadn't even really noticed the Lincoln Bedroom thing!

Thanks for pointing that one out! (Via RCP)

By the way, if you think that your contempt for the average American voter wasn’t blazing throughout that article… well, write another twenty just like it. If you write thirty, well, maybe Obama will let you sit in his special Presidential Chair. You can even get your friends to pretend to be the Joint Chiefs of Staff or the Cabinet Secretaries or something!