Diary

Dear Dr. Carson--words of advice

I wouldn’t cash the check just yet, Dr. Carson. He may have used invisible ink, so it’s probably as worthless as a degree from Trump University. While you’re at the Trump rallies, give my regards to David Duke. I doubt you’ll sell many books at them, unless you include a box of crayons. But don’t let it get you down when you don’t become Surgeon General next year. I suspect Hillary’s already promised that to Kermit Gosnell. There’s always a spot on Fox News or maybe Celebrity Apprentice with Palin and Christie.  There might also be a demand for brain surgeons in one of the 5 states Trump wins.

Forgive me if I sound bitter, but my team has been stabbed in the back too many times this year.  I always suspected Palin and Christie were capable of doing it, but….et tu, Brute?