Heh. And again, heh.
Dude! When even the New York Times kinda goes after you and even mentions that you’re a Democrat in the SECOND paragraph… Well, you just know times are tough.
All in all, John Edwards is turning out to be the perfect paring for John Kerry in ’04. Two slimier guys never slid onto a stage. And even with this story, Kerry is still the worst of the pair. By far. But I digress.
The bottom line for the story in the Times is that a Federal Grand Jury is peeking under Edwards’ skirt over his use of campaign funds for
his bimbo the mother of his love child the two dollar whore he knocked up while he campaigning for POTUS last time around. But that’s not the money part of the story.
Turns out that one Andrew Young – Jimmy Carter’s UN Ambassador – is apparently short of cash. So HE’s writing a book. [pausing to giggle] and he’s spicing up the tale with some good stuff.
Mr. Young […] has told publishers in a book proposal […] which The New York Times examined, Mr. Young says that he assisted the affair by setting up private meetings between Mr. Edwards and Ms. Hunter. He wrote that Mr. Edwards once calmed an anxious Ms. Hunter by promising her that after his wife died, he would marry her in a rooftop ceremony in New York with an appearance by the Dave Matthews Band.
Aside from Edwards, how about that scion of virtue Andrew Young. He knows Elizabeth Edwards has cancer and he’s pimping out John.
Oh yeah. They’re Democrats. And I gotta take a shower.