Diary

"Rahmbo's Number Five" (a song parody)

[This is just a parody.]

Rahmbo Number Five

(as rendered by President-elect Barack Hussein Obama)

Bloggers and G-Men,
This is Rahmbo’s number five

Five, four, three, two one,
I might be the President with the Smoking Gun,
From Cook County near the river.
My pals say they want a Senate seat
But I really don’t wanna
Pay-for-play. It’s not in my range,
So I keep telling ’em it’s all about change.
I like Daley, and Blago, Madigan, and Quinn
And as I continue, the deeper I’m in.
So what can I pay to get my guy?
If Rezko’s squealing, does it mean I’ll fry?
No one’s gonna say I look like dumbo,
I’ll just summon my Rahmbo.

A little bit of Blago in my life
A little bit of Emil Jones by my side
A little bit of Ayers is all I need
A little bit of Daley’s what I see
A little bit of Madigan in the sun
A little bit of Rezko all night long
A little bit of Khalidi battling mange.
A little bit of talk ’bout hope and change

Rahmbo’s number 5!

Talk up and down, obfuscate all around
Beguile the press with your sultry sound
Tap your foot on the ground
Make a promise to the left, fill a post on the right
Axelrod up front, leave Biden behind
Click your heels once and click your heels twice
And if you’re still in Kansas, you ain’t doing it right.

A little bit of Blago in my life
A little bit of Advisor A by my side
A little bit of Senate Candidate 2’is all I need
A little bit of Plaintiff’s what I see
A little bit of Nixon late at night
A little bit of Harding, what a sight!
A little bit of Biden (can’t get mange)
A little bit of talk ’bout hope and change

Rahmbo!
Hey, Rahmbo!
Rahmbo’s number 5 !
(heh heh heh ha)

A little bit of Blago in my life
A little bit of Emil Jones by my side
A little bit of Ayers is all I need
A little bit of Daley’s what I see
A little bit of Madigan in the sun
A little bit of Rezko all night long
A little bit of Khalidi battling mange.
A little bit of talk ’bout hope and change

I see all do
Fall for the lines from a guy like me
Why does Jesse Jr. have to take the dive?
Rahmbo’s Senate Candidate Number 5

Rhambo’s Number Five!