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Erica Jong predicts Civil War II should Obama lose on Tuesday

Sixty-six-year-old feminist, poet(aster), and 9-11 Truther Erica Jong is not just worried about riots should Obama lose the election next Tuesday; she told the Italian press that she’s expecting the second United States Civil War. In fact, she recently told the Italian paper Corriere della Sera that should Obama lose, we’ll have Civil War II, blood in on the streets. (She adds that Naomi Wolf and Jane Fonda are also worried that these same things will indeed come after the as-yet-hypothetical Obama defeat.)

Jason Horowitz at the New York Observer provies some Erica Jong excerpts for us. It’s heady stuff, maan.

Take it away, Erica:

“The record shows that voting machines in America are rigged.”

“My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can’t cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.”

Hold it. We’ll continue in a second, but Jane Fonda is a bundle of nerves which cries all night because she fears that McCain will win? Tell Jane to check out her former husband’s former network, as they’ve had the election in the bag for Barry for weeks!

More deep Jong thoughts

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“My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium.”

Hold it again. Prescriptions for Valium. Such is the terror surrounding the possibility of a McCain victory that Jong has to get pilled up? Will she pop something else for Civil War II?

Back to Jong.

“After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia…”

“If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.”

I’m not sure what I can say about that one. I do know that this year’s October Surprise is that the space alien has endorsed John McCain.

One last remark from Erica Jong:

“Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act.”

A law-abiding grandma cannot even score some Valium, right, Erica?

Erica Jong, Jane Fonda, and Naomi Wolf are panicked and having back spasms because of the gnawing fear that Barry won’t be allowed to save them from the Cheney-led infantry. The Italians think we’re nuts, don’t they?