It's Not the Economy, It's the Stupid, Stupid!

The Swift boat senator from Massachusetts, John Kerry, is having mouth troubles, it keeps shooting off.  First he violated Joe Bite-Me’s admonition that paying taxes is patriotic by hiding his boat in neighboring Rhode Island.  Now, he’s po’ed with the voters.  They are not behaving in ways he approves of, so he has figured out the answer.

“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” Kerry told reporters after touring the Boston Medical Center yesterday.” – ‘John Kerry; Democratic woes stem from uninformed voters’ by Hillary Chabot at the Boston Herald.

So, we are all just a bunch of ignorant slugs that are easily distracted by a wad of tin foil.  We couldn’t possibly be mad about the Washington red tape machine or the laws we don’t want or the obscene spending habits of our agents.  It couldn’t be the disastrous economic woes this administration and Congress is causing.  No, it has to be that we’re mindless sheep. 

I’m sure this will be a boon to the three Democratic representatives in Massachusetts who’ve asked for his help.  I bet they are pleased as punch someone with as much gravitas as Kerry is telling off their constituents.  No doubt, ole Barney is grinning from ear to ear after his party’s only Democratic Senator called his voters morons.  Yep, with any luck, Bite-me will go to Massachusetts and have at it with the electorate.  I’m sure he’ll come up with a way to insult the remainder of the population.