A Poem about Bathrooms


I do not care where trannies go

So few they are, we’d hardly know


I do not care if Caitlin goes

In Target’s rooms or on Trump’s toes


I do not care ’bout your peeing place

As long as your junk’s not in my face


But some men care to show off theirs

To trannies’, girls’, or women’s stares


And some men like to sneak a peek

At ladies’ junk when taking leaks


So, thanks, prez, for making it easy

For dudes, not trans, to get  real sleazy.


Libby Sternberg is a novelist, not a poet, which should be obvious.