I do not care where trannies go
So few they are, we’d hardly know
I do not care if Caitlin goes
In Target’s rooms or on Trump’s toes
I do not care ’bout your peeing place
As long as your junk’s not in my face
But some men care to show off theirs
To trannies’, girls’, or women’s stares
And some men like to sneak a peek
At ladies’ junk when taking leaks
For dudes, not trans, to get real sleazy.
Libby Sternberg is a novelist, not a poet, which should be obvious.