Just wanted to assure you that your Senior Senator is still up and around and perfectly capable of executing the duties you elected him to perform. Behold! I have video proof:
And now a message for the rest of America: remember when the Democrat speechwriter talking point was that we should abandon Iraq so we could focus our efforts on Al Qaeda in Afghanistan? I remember, too! Apparently, the new Democrat speechwriter talking point is that we should abandon Afghanistan so we can focus our efforts on Al Qaeda in… mmmphpuddingmmmphlrg. Well, I’m sure that’s as much of a rallying call for you as it is for me!
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.