It's time for a strategic redeployment from Chicago

This summer, 123 people were killed in Chicago. That’s twice the number of American soldiers killed in Iraq in the same period.


Clearly, the war for Chicago is lost. We have created more enemies, took our eye off the ball, and wasted billions in government programs that had no effect. Our only remaining option is to withdraw all Americans from Chicago, consequences be damned.

The people of Chicago may object, but they had their chance. And if you think about it, withdrawing will only make them achieve peace that much faster!