Cell Phones: An American Right?

Perhaps we’re slow on the uptake, but this link was just forwarded to the in-box, which is to a company(?) called “SafeLink Wireless” that advertises a “free government supported program that provides a free cell phone and airtime each month for income-eligible customers.”

Here’s the question:  When did cell phones become a Right?

It’s one thing to argue food, shelter, and even health care (none of which are constitutional rights), but cell phones???…and airtime???