From The Mailbag

Oh, how I’ve missed the mailbag.

From: kestrel9000 <[email protected]>
Date: July 29, 2009 1:34:57 PM EDT
To: [email protected]
Subject: erick
There is still time to stop the Democrats” from providing medical care to the least among us?

F**k you, you evil co*ks****r.

How do you sleep?
If I saw your face I would put a fist in it. Where is Krempasky?
You’re a bastard. A hateful, evil, piece of sh*t, and I hope you get cancer and die.

First, thanks for thinking about me, you whiny little troglodyte. I sleep just fine, thanks for asking. I feel as if I should apologize as well for knowing who my father is. I know, a terribly oppressive unfair advantage I’ve been given!
Anyway, it’s nice that some days the other side, by virtue of their complete lack thereof, reminds you that you have chosen correctly. I think it’s fair to say this Miss Kestral9000 needs to hike up the skirt and get off the field.