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Politics On Tap – I Do Like Mondays

POLITICS ON TAP
by Baron von Kowenhoven

Officials say as a precaution, Jerry Sandusky has been placed on suicide watch…

… I say give the man some space.

At the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials annual lunch conference, the Secret Service required there be no knives at the tables and that all forks be seized prior to Barack Obama entering the room…

… Yet – at the Mexican border, the Administration issues automatic weapons?

The Muslim Brotherhood’s Mohamed Morsi has officially won the presidential election and will be Egypts’s next president…

… Mission accomplished!

Barack Obama is asking supporters who are getting married, having a birthday or anniversary to have any gifts re-directed to his campaign…

… They also suggest a game for birthday parties: “Pin the tail on Joe Biden.”

Some gay-rights activists posted pictures of themselves giving the finger to the portrait of President Reagan during a gay-pride reception at the White House…

… All part of the ‘evolving’ process, Mr. President…

A bill going through Congress would expand the TSA’s intelligence collected at airports to be shared with local mass transit systems…

… How long before cabbies are touching my junk before I can get in their cab?

AND FINALLY: The San Francisco Chronicle has criticized Nancy Pelosi as a “loose cannon” for her claim that she could have; “arrested Karl Rove on any given day…”

… Nancy Pelosi is not a loose cannon. She had a cannon-lift years ago…