John Edwards, Rielle Hunter and the Dave Matthews Band

This was so pluperfect I just had to quote it here. You can actually SEE this conversation taking place:

“Listen, listen please stop crying. Stop crying! We’re gonna get married once this is all over. He’s my baby, but we have to wai….stop crying! I’ll marry you, and we’ll get the Dave Matthews Band to perform on the rooftop, honey. I promise, you just have to wait a while longer. Ye…yes, of course I always intended to do that. I did, I knew this wasn’t a one-night stand, honey, I promise. Those vid…. listen, stop crying!”

Mr. Edwards once calmed an anxious Ms. Hunter by promising her that after his wife died, he would marry her in a rooftop ceremony in New York with an appearance by the Dave Matthews Band.

From this article.

I quote the Dave Matthews Band:

Down the hill fell jack and jill
And you came tumbling after
cause of original sin
Rip away the tears
Drink a hope to happy years
And you may find
A lifetimes passed you by
What would you say
Dont drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string
Dont cut my lifeline
If you a doggie on a chain
Dont bite the mailman
What would you say