Ralph Kramden Finally Gets His Wish

Sure, we’re becoming a Socialist country faster than you can say “bailout” — but at least we’ll have 3-D NFL Football!

With sports fans still getting used to their high-definition television sets, the National Football League is already thinking ahead to the next potential upgrade: 3-D.

Of course, you won’t be able to sit at home and watch the games live — you’ll have to record them, because you’ll be working on Sundays to pay the government.