Today Red State recognizes Sen. Jeff Bingaman, Democrat of New Mexico, who is pushing for a new “Fairness Doctrine.” Should Barack Obama get himself elected, there will be, rather than checks and balances on a Democrat congress determined to bring radical change to this nation, a willing accomplice and cheerleader in the White House. Among the many new measures sure to be passed by the congress and signed into law by a President Obama will be the Doctrine.
We can already see what NBC’s concept of “fairness” is on its cable news network MSDNC. It’s all DNC talking points all the time, with the possible exception of one token “conservative” in the person of former U.S. Rep. Joe Scarborough. In that same spirit, Mainstream Conservative presents its own preview of internet life under the “Fairness Doctrine” by giving “equal time” to guest blogger Rev. Jeremiah “Che” Leftowitz, who explains why he is voting Democrat.
Why I am voting Democrat
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the federal government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY and YOURS than you and I would. I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody! Why, it’s positively patriotic!
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. Profits are by definition evil and should be confiscated for redistribution by the federal government.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that MORE government regulations and higher taxes on business will stop business from exporting their jobs to countries with fewer government regulations and lower taxes.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should be allowed to have trials in U.S. courts with the same rights as American citizens. Their ACLU lawyers should be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe gay marriage should be the law of the land and will be a positive influence in our society on the children of straight people who are so arrogant as to believe they can raise them by the teachings of the foolish superstitions they call “religious beliefs” and “moral codes.”
I’m voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone, and I don’t mind the extra money which will be spent to convert all of our road signs and the like.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion of an innocent infant is just fine, but water boarding a terrorist is a disgusting procedure.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a friend, neighbor, co-worker and influence is a good thing. It’s great practice for having cozy relations with foreign terrorists.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe in FREE government universal health care. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly make sacrifices in their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for a better system. I don’t mind waiting for months or even years to see a doctor or get to the operating room. I believe the federal government has done such an outstanding job of everything else it has taken on that running a national health care system should be child’s play for it.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts. I don’t believe the court system has enough demands on it, and it should be able to handle to increased load with no problems.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil. Just look at all the oil we’ve gotten out of it so far!
I’m voting Democrat because I believe Social Security is solvent and will remain so, thanks to that Social Security lock box. I don’t for a moment believe that Social Security is a ponzi scheme.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion. Let’s rid our country of the bitterness by ridding it of guns and religion! Then we can all have the cheerful and optimistic attitude displayed by Michelle Obama.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans, plus some additional rights Americans do not have. Let’s open the borders and let everybody in! Our federal treasury is just bulging with enough cash to pay their bills until they get on their feet.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe all of those evil corporations should pay higher taxes. I believe higher taxes on business will make the price of their products and services LESS EXPENSIVE and creates more jobs.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe groups like ACORN who register felons, drug addicts, winos, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, fictional Disney characters, etc. makes my vote count more and is a tribute to all that the Founders risked their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor for.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of those who do not celebrate Christmas.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe hard core murderers and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that anyone who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful programs the federal government provides obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq the terrorists will be happy and now think of us as good people. We will not have reason to fear any further harm from them.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe our soldiers are AIR RAIDING villages and killing innocent people.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe China and Russia should be allowed to build up their military forces and weapons systems while we cut back on ours. We have no reason to fear them.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe sex in the Oval Office with an intern is a private matter and that everybody lies under oath about sex.
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I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people. Can’t we all just get along?
I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, but I am AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in ANWR, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology. Cuba should be allowed to drill for oil off the coast of Florida, but Amerika should not. they won’t harm the fish or spoil the beaches, but we will. In the same spirit, Russia should be allowed to drill in the Artic, but we should not. They won’t harm the polar bears, but we will.
And finally, I’m voting Democrat because I believe Rev. Wright when he said “G#DD#MN AMERICA” and “OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST”. Hey, chickens are animals, so they have rights too! Besides, after the federal government is through picking our pockets, all we will have left is chicken feed.
Why are you voting Democrat?