Obama Will Save the World

First, Obama will get rid of nuclear weapons. He is going to convince all the bad guys in the world to give up their nukes. Then we are going to have a big party. After the party, we are going to destroy all the USA’s nukes. It will be a nuke free world. It is like gun control. Once you pass a gun ban law then nobody owns a gun. The world will rest in peace.

Second, Obama properly recognizes that Iran is not that big of a threat and all we need to do is seat down have a friendly conservation with Iranian President Mahmoud’s Ahmadinejad’s. Obama will build a close fuzzy bond with Ahmadinejad and all our worries will melt away.

During that cozy warm talk over coffee and donuts, Ahmadinejad will share with Obama his belief that his cherish Shiite Messiah will return once the world approaches its end. Ahmadinejad will talk about his hope that he will trigger this end of the world scenario by setting off World War III by attacking Israel and United States with nuclear weapons.


“Iranian President Mahmoud’s Ahmadinejad’s mystical pre-occupation with the coming of a Shiite Islamic messiah figure – the Mahdi – is raising concerns that a nuclear-armed Islamic Republic could trigger the kind of global conflagration he envisions will set the stage for the end of the world.”

Obama will save the world. We all will be peaceful and have warm fuzzy feelings. There will be no nukes and Ahmadinejad will continue on his merry way.