Rub a Dub Dub

Rub a dub dub,Three men in a tub,Who do you think they be?Obama’s up front,Rezco holds the bunt,And Ayers he makes three.

But there on the shore,He would have been four,Wright is the man you don’t see,He had to be true:”Don’t trust whitey or Jew! Come along and damn America with me.”

But Obama’s so smart,He’s had a good start,Raising money foreign and domestically,He’s told some tales,He’s told some whales!Now he’s trying to harpoon an old sailor of the sea.

He’d better have luck,He’s got reporters and bucks,But the old sailor’s clever and wily,He’s been around,He knows this town,And he’ll show the kid who’s ready.

OK, I’ll admit: A little dumb. But, what do you do when you have a Hank Thompson song stuck in your head and a touch of insomnia?