Diary

Because Making Fun of Voters Wins Elections

Given the nationwide acclaim and primary success that followed Obama’s “cling to” and “small-town” remarks, seems making fun of those rubes in the sticks is the way to win elections. (Barack already won the Presidency, right?)

And making fun of Governor Palin’s daughter is sure to drive voters to the One, (Does the Obama need voters, since he won already?)why not make up a fake wedding registry chock full ‘o those items we all “know” those stupid hicks love. Who needs their votes anyway–it’s not like any of them live in Ohio or Colorado or Nevada or Pennsylvania, right?