I feel all wee weed up

I don’t know about you but I never expected drug slang from the White House. Perhaps that was just from being so used to things like, oh you know, STATESMENSHIP?

The first lady disembarks from AIR FORCE ONE in shorts. The President attends public events without a TIE. Just like Ahmadinthehead. Sure, its a new season and all that, a new century but I totally missed the memo where the American people had decided it was time to put an end to all that formal Presidentialism and just go straight for the comrade statist.

My wife calls them ‘booty and the beast’. I won’t go that far. I’m just ashamed that the country’s leader is a well…….. I won’t go there either.