South Park Bridge: News Flash, The Apple Dumpling Gang is turning themselves in. Surrender emmenint

  Just in from the wire.  government authorities are holding a news conference at the southwest corner of the South Park Bridge at 3:00 PM today.  It is expected they will announce a finacial pathway to maintain our pathway to Seattle.

H/T The Stranger/Slog.  Dan Savage not Michael.  Google at your own peril.